I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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