The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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