with your own penis?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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