Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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