chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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