All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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