The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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