I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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