At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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