and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
