Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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