yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
