is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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