Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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