I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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