i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
id be glad to
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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