What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
