After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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