These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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