So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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