Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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