Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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