How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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