going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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