it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So many bounce houses so little time
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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