Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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