I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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