Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
COCAINE IS GR8
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