Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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