love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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