I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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