Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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