The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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