I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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