I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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