Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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