Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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