"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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