how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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