Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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