i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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