She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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