I think I died a long time ago.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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