You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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