I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Help. Why am I so naked?
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