How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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