i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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