i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We were destined to go to rehab together
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Randomize
