you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The feeling are messing with the penis
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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