chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
